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		<title>Madame Tussaud</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Madame Tussaud, no relation, is at the forefront of spiritual divinity. Her technique, her nuance, is a refreshing acceptance of everything, good and bad, not like the shysters or movie-themed-gypsy-attire-wearing-fakers that are all up and down Figaro streetselling you fortune and hope. <a href="http://www.minionmagazine.com/short-stories/madame-tussaud/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Count Gesualdo Is Waiting</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Count Gesualdo Is Waiting <a href="http://www.minionmagazine.com/uncategorized/count-gesualdo-is-waiting/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Imagine if love wasn&#8217;t the main reason for existence?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We'd wake up every day, wouldn't we, we'd lie there looking at the wall or looking at the closely weaved cotton of the sheet. We'd look through the little crack in the blind to see what kind of day it is and that one by three centimetre view we'd judge our entire day.  <a href="http://www.minionmagazine.com/short-stories/love-remember/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>MENTAL HYPERTENSION AT AN END: IN WHICH THERE IS NOTHING, REALLY</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The case for suicide is strong, it is smart and ideal. It is by itself the only intelligent end to a life that has become aware of itself. In the case of knowing who you are, then yes, there is an innate dutiful obligation to either (a) enhance that knowing (b) explore that knowing (c) impart that knowing (d) use that knowing in order to bring about a better world. Now, in light of these four precepts of 'knowing', lets now see the ways in which these four lead to either chaos, happiness or suicide (and then see how in fact these three outcomes are so terribly similar): <a href="http://www.minionmagazine.com/short-stories/mental-hypertension-at-an-end-in-which-there-is-nothing-really/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.minionmagazine.com/short-stories/mental-hypertension-at-an-end-in-which-there-is-nothing-really/</link>
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		<title>The Rabbit</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The dread from inside
Keeps coming out
To remind you
That the beautiful love you feel
Can not last.
The head will be cut off,
The rabbit will run
Half headless
Into the darkness under the ferns
To die there alone
Panicked and starving. <a href="http://www.minionmagazine.com/poetry/the-rabbit/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jonah and the Whale</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jonah's older brother was mean. Mean like when they were kids, Jonah eight, Mark ten, they had baths together still and even though Jonah would cry and cry and yell 'no' their would put them in the bath and close the door to the bathroom. Now, as we know bathrooms echo a lot.  <a href="http://www.minionmagazine.com/short-stories/jonah-and-the-whale/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The old country</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1 2 3 4             daddy's gone and fucked a whore <a href="http://www.minionmagazine.com/short-stories/the-old-country/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.minionmagazine.com/short-stories/the-old-country/</link>
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		<title>Love Teaching Living Devil Science</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The time comes for your body to be put into the ground or burnt and displaced hence forth in verdant fields of green or else in concrete holes, wherever in which you wish to be desecrated/consecrated. <a href="http://www.minionmagazine.com/short-stories/love-teaching-living-devil-science/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Shopping Excursion, bus 120.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am perhaps forty five or nearly fifty. You know I don't remember? I know what it is generally but ever since my wife left me about five (eight?) years ago it has never been something I need to keep track of. Funny that. How life is marked by birthdays and father's days and christmas and children's birthdays.  <a href="http://www.minionmagazine.com/short-stories/shopping-excursion-bus-120/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>MENTAL HYPERTENSION: IN WHICH YOU ARE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU WANT TO BE YOU OR CAN BE YOU OR ARE ACTUALLY REALLY YOU</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is not going to be a depressing diatribe trying to state "no one understands me" or "if only they knew" or anything Sylvia Plath-ish at all. Really what it is is that these days there is a need to create an 'other' to deal with the day in day out of life, to handle the horrific falsities, transgressions and incongruence of modern life that would otherwise forbid you (the actual real You) from making any kind if nine to five money at all.  <a href="http://www.minionmagazine.com/short-stories/mental-hypertension-in-which-you-are-you-as-much-as-you-want-to-be-you-or-can-be-you-or-are-you/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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